Well, the loonies and fucktards worked overtime last week to bring you just enough craziness to reinforce your belief that the end of the world can’t come any too soon. Like…
The asswipe in Saudi Arabia who, once he saw the face of his arranged-marriage wife (this is right after the wedding, mind you), promptly booked, saying, “You are not the girl I want to marry. You are not the one I had imagined. I am sorry, but I divorce you.” Yeah, he said that. Once she got over the shock, can you picture the bride’s total relief and unmitigated joy for not having to spend the rest of her life with this worthless turd? A perfect example of the glass-half-full approach. Via The Daily Mail.
From the ever-renewing Arizona branch of insanity:
If you hate gays, transgenders, non-Christians, the liberal media, and other general purveyors of sodomy and sin, then put your hands together for Faithful Word Baptist Church Pastor Steven Anderson of Tempe, Arizona. In a ten-minute sermon to the flock, seems the good pastor descended into paroxysms of hatred and venom over Caitlyn Jenner. For instance:
This person is just the evangelist of sodomy and filth to the world, and people are like, “Oh, we need to pray for him so that he finds Jesus.” I’m going to pray that he dies and goes to Hell. Listen to me, I hate him with a perfect hatred. I have no love for this Bruce freak. I hope he dies today, I hope he dies and goes to Hell. He’s disgusting, he’s filthy, he’s reprobate.
Really makes you want to stop what you’re doing and go to church, doesn’t it? I don’t know much about Jesus, but I can’t believe the guy would sanction the ravings of this unhinged lunatic. From Daily Kos.
Finally, I’ve always thought Canadians are smarter than we are (and thinner, too), so it’s no surprise the Canuck version of Fox News (Sun News Network) blew east with the last Chinook. According to the Daily Kos, the network, launched in 2011, just didn’t attract the hordes of frenzied right-wingers like its southern counterpart. When you’re getting 8,000 viewers out of a possible 5.1 million, even Ann Coulter naked and on fire can’t save your ass. RIP.